How to earn all of the achievements in Adios
Butcher – Take all of the Meat from the van and get the pigs to eat it. This is currently a bit bugged; I’ve tried about 15 times, and the pigs always ignore 1 or more meat. Hopefully this gets fixed.
Piano Man – Enter the house and interact with the Piano on the 1st floor.
Audiophile – Listen to the entirety of all 4 vinyl records on the record player. Can be found in the room to the immediately right upon going up the stairs.
Tape Head – Listen to the entirety of all 4 tapes on the tape player. Located in the same room as the vinyl records.
Vinyl Vibes and Magnetic Miracles – HAVE NOT EARNED, SOMEONE PLEASE CONFIRM – I tried listening to all 4 of each again, in Free Roam 2, but that did not work. As of now, I’m unclear how these unlock. Based on the descriptions, these seem like they should unlock before Audiophile and Tape Head, but they do not. If anyone known how these unlock, please let me know and I’ll update.
Hard Worker, Fair’s Fair, and Lazy Bones – These 3 all depend on how much poop you shovel. If you shovel 6 or more, you’ll get Hard Worker. If you shovel exactly 5, you’ll get Fair’s Fair. If you shovel 4 or less, you’ll get Lazy Bones.
Right On Target – Hit your buddy twice in a row (without missing) with goat milk from the source. This didn’t award for me when I skipped through texts, so if it doesn’t work for you, try sitting through the whole scene. Credit to Phillyredsox.
Sniper – Win at horseshoes. This is pretty easy. I won by 1000 on my first try. I’d recommend aiming directly above the metal, somewhere in the clouds. Maybe 2-3 inches above the top of the spike.
Bottoms Up – Throw a soda at your mob buddy until he catches it. Took me 2 tries each time I did it.
A Man of Taste – HAVE NOT EARNED, SOMEONE PLEASE CONFIRM – I am unclear on exactly how to earn this, but I’m guessing it’s in this scene? If anyone knows, please let me know and I’ll update the guide.
Mechanic – When your buddy asks if you want to start the car, say yes. Then start the car.
Nice Try – Aim at your buddy and pull the trigger. The game won’t let you shoot him, but you get this achievement instead.
Ace In The Hole – Say that you’ll shoot first. Don’t miss when shooting skeet. Also do not fire your shotgun at any point before starting to shoot skeet.
Be Seeing You – Earned automatically at the end of this scene.
Master, Commander – Earned automatically as you complete this scene. Cast your reel and then wait for a bite. Reel in 3 fish.
The Boy / The Neighbor
Nothing Left To Say – Dial your son again after speaking with him. There are a lot of ways to get a busy signal, but this seems like the most plot-appropriate way of doing it.
Cut Call – When speaking with your son or your neighbor, interact with the Telephone to hang up on them.
Taco Toto – Grab the burrito out of the bag in the fridge, heat it in the microwave, then take it to the table. Will award when you sit down.
Hearty – Follow the instructions to make the stew, put it all in the pot, set the timer, then take it to the table. Will award when you sit down.
Spicy – Follow the instructions to make the curry, put it all in the pot, set the timer, then take it to the table. Will award when you sit down.
Meaty – Follow the instructions to make the steak, put the 3 ingredients in the pot, set the timer, then take it to the table. Will award when you sit down.
FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE 4, IF THE TIMER DOESN’T WORK, CLOSE AND REOPEN THE GAME.
Adios, Friendo – Complete the story by finishing one of the above meals and sitting down at the table with your shotgun.